Answers 2nd graders gave to the question, Why did God make moms?:
WHY did God make mothers?
To help us come out of there when we were getting born.
To give us milk.
HOW did God make mothers?
They had to get their start from men's bones. Then God mostly used stringy stuff to make them.
WHAT ingredients are mothers made of?
God makes mothers out of everything nice in the world except for one dab of mean.
WHY did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your Mom?
My mom has always been my mom (never a girl?) and none of that other stuff.
I don't know because I wasn't there, but maybe she was pretty bossy.
What did your mom need to know about your dad before she married him?
His last name.
She had to know his background. Like, was he a crook? Does he get drunk? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
My dad makes the best spaghetti and my mom eats a lot.
She got too old to do anything else with him.
WHO'S the boss at your house?
Mom, because she does the room inspection and she sees the stuff under the bed.
What would you CHANGE about your Mom if you could change anything?
I'd make her smarter 'cause then she would know it was my sister that did it and not me.
WHAT would it take to make your mom perfect?
Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet to get rid of the white stuff.
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