- What do you call a nose with no body? No-body knows!
- Which tree is always at the doctor's office? A sick-amore tree!
- Why don't frogs die from laryngitis? Because they can't croak.
- What do you get when you throw a rooster into the bathroom? A cock-a-doodle-loo.
- What do you get when you wear a watch for a belt? A waist of time!
- What do you call a mad biscuit? A hot cross bun.
- What happened when the trees fell in love? They got all sappy.
- Why did the fawn put on a sweater? Because it was buck naked.
- What do you get when you cross an owl with a magician? A who-dini?
- What do paper towels become when they fall asleep? Nap-kins!
- A bunch of cows who live together is called a " cow-MOO-nity."
- Who says bad words in stores? Cuss-tomers!
- What do you call a beautiful zombie? Drop-dead gorgeous.
- What happens if you get lost in a bathroom? You simply don't know where to go.
- What goes tick-tick, woof-woof? A watchdog.
- What kind of people never get upset? No-mads!
- What do you get when you cross a toad and a chair? A toadstool
- What do you call songs you compose in bed? Sheet music.
- What happened after 2 boat constrictors got in a fight? They hissed and made up!
- Tongue-twister: (go for it!)
- Sheep sleep sweet.
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